If
I was ever to show my palm to an astrologer, he would declare that the travel rekha is quite strong in my
destiny. That is, if there is such a line in palm which indicates the amount of
journey one accomplishes in one’s life.
It
all started when I joined an Engineering college that was 45-50 kms away from
my house and I had to travel daily 4 hours to and fro. The drivers of the
private buses mistook the national highways to be their own Formula One race
circuits and dangerously overtook other buses, shouting the choicest of abuses
at each other. When we reached college, my friend and I used to visit the
temple at the entrance to thank the Lords above for allowing us to live yet
another glorious day.
After
graduation I worked as lecturer and the college that I was employed in was
situated in the outskirts, in the lap of nature (literally translated to cheap
real estate prices), which meant that, again I had to travel for considerable
time. Currently, as an IT employee, I spend 2-3 hours of my day travelling. So
it’s apt to say that at least one-fourth of my precious lifetime was spent in
buses.
I
do enjoy the journey because I have my music and my books but the problem
arises when the buses are crowded. During my college days the private buses had
blend of all varieties of smell. If there was the college dude with his strong
Axe perfume, giving him tough competition was the fisherwomen with their fresh bounty in the basket under the seat. If we had that year’s Rose Queen girl
with her expensive Charlie fragrance wafting in the bus, we had the local
drunkard reeking of the Toddy that was consumed last night and probably in the
morning too. Then of course we had the college geek who was too busy studying,
to notice that he had worn the same stinky socks for the past one week.
This is how we travel in India |
The
buses were so crowded that many of my friends travelled while standing on the
foot board or hanging behind the bus. Squashed in between the midst of human
bodies I had difficult time breathing in some fresh air. There were many
thoughtless, stinking men and women, who in their rush wouldn’t have taken
a hot bath or applied perfume to combat their overpowering BO. And there I was, my short 5’2 height becoming
a liability and the other people towering over me, I had to control myself from
gagging.
All
I wanted to do is shout “What’s that smell Boss?” But good sense prevailed and
I pushed my way to the footboard. Travelling dangerously but breathing in the clean,
fresh air was a better option I felt. So this way I suffered for the 4 years of
my Engineering and now that I travel in Volvo buses with the AC on, the
situation has slightly improved.
Say No to Body Odor :-) |
But
there are days when I am happily sitting in my favorite seat enjoying my music,
when a gigantic aunty with a humongous bottom and BO comes and plops herself
in my adjacent seat. By the time she adjusts herself in her seat, half of my body is
flattened on the window next to me. I am very particular about my quota of the
seat or my portion of the bed and I don’t like anyone invading my space. I try
to be pushy too in such situations, but invariably give up in the end, thinking
of being squashed next to the sweaty underarms of the gigantic aunty.
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This was so funny.specially that gigantic aunty and humongous bottom!! Happy travel days ahead boss!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nima :) Gigantic aunties have this tendency to think that they have paid for your seat too :)
DeleteHahah...I could easily relate to you, prasanna :)
ReplyDeleteThanks Meghana :)
Deletehahahahaha I know !! The stinky people in the stinky buses..the stinky urinals...the stinky roadsides...SO MUCH STINK STINK STINK!!
ReplyDeleteGood luck with the contest!
Think how to not stink *wink wink* :P
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