Theme of the day: Food
I spread my hands on the pleats
of my Sari to smooth it and then bowed graciously at the guest sauntering into
the venue. It was my first cousin, Nandini’s wedding and I was assigned a job
to welcome all the guests. It was definitely a tedious job to smile continuously
and make small talk with people I had never met before or will never meet again
after this wedding. My mother pulled me aside and whispered in my ears, “You
are looking so beautiful Kavya. Aren’t you grateful that you took my advice and
wore this sari? A few families have already come and inquired about you. This
is so good Kavya”.
My mother was practically mad
with glee. This is the thing about big fat Indian marriages. Most of the
parents are scouting potential bride or groom for their offspring, irrespective
of whether their children want to marry or not.
“Mom, you know that I’m not
interested in marriage”, I complained.
“I know, I know. But what to
do? You are looking so beautiful today and I’m so proud of you”, my mother
replied as I smiled. Ok, so maybe a small part of me was delighted to hear that.
For once, I was in demand. And why shouldn’t I be? It took me 2 months of
disciplined dieting and grueling exercise regime to get to my current weight.
And I had lost 6 kgs in the 2 months since Nandini’s wedding date was
announced. The first thing that I did was to throw out all those chocolate bars
from my bag. Next to go were those yummy, mouth-watering Black Forest pastries.
I strictly prohibited mom from serving her deliciously crunchy samosas and
pakodas and those tasty Parathas on which she generously applied oodles of butter.
And as a reward for all those
punishing 60 days I got to look awesome today. I felt great in the chiffon sari
with gold embellished border. I could see many young guys eyeing me, but I
pretended to be casual about it. As if I was used to handing all the attention
on a daily basis.
Sigh! All those thoughts about
food reminded me that my stomach was grumbling and I would faint if I didn’t put
some morsel of food in my mouth. I had had enough of the guest welcoming, so I
headed over to the buffet tables where the delectably tempting aroma of food
wafted in the cool, night air.
I approached cautiously with a
plate in my hand. Maybe I would just serve myself some of that appealing salad,
nothing else. But the man behind the chat counter waved to me, “Madam try this
Pav Bhaaji, or the Ragda Patties. They are the best I assure you.”
My feet had suddenly discovered
a will of its own because they dragged me to the chat stall. I asked the
Bhaiyya to serve a little of Masal Puri, a few Pani Puris and a little of Sev
Puri. By the time I sat down at a table, my plate looked like a mini-chat stall
in itself. But the food was so delicious that my taste buds experienced a wave
of pleasure every time I took a bite. My plate was empty within no time and
next I sauntered over to the Main Course. I was in a trance, I had lost all
control of my will power and my stomach and tongue were cussing my mind and
telling it to get lost.
The Main course was even more exquisite.
Enticing me were a variety of Rotis, Tandoori Chicken, Paneer Koftas, sautéed assorted
vegetables, Shammi Kebabs, Biryani and Fried Rice. I heaped everything on my
plate and remembered that dessert was still pending. It was almost as if the
hunger that I had suppressed during the past couple of months had returned to
take its revenge.
As I sat back at my table, I
saw Riya Malhotra walking towards me. Now, I hated Riya because she had been
the most popular girl in our school, where Nandini and I had studied and she was
so effortlessly slim and svelte, that she made any normal girl next to her feel
fat and ugly.
As she sat at my table she
sniggered looking at my plate. “Wow, someone is real hungry. You know, Kavya, a
girl of your weight shouldn’t be eating so much. You are single, how do you
think you’ll get marriage proposals if you continue to put on weight. You
should be more careful”.
I was gnashing my teeth and
trying to control myself from hitting her. My bubble of gluttony happiness was
burst. I wanted to pour the food over Riya’s head but instead, threw it away
and returned back to my position at the entrance to welcome more guests.
I am taking part in The Write Tribe Festival of Words 8th – 14th December 2013.
I am taking part in The Write Tribe Festival of Words 8th – 14th December 2013.
Kavya should have told her to go to hell and continued what she enjoyed doing the most - eating.
ReplyDeleteAfter going through the comments I am tempted to edit the ending of the story. :)
DeleteI want to personally strangle this Riya. Kavya should have dumped the food on her head and got herself a refill. Won't you tell us what happened next?
ReplyDeleteWhat happened next was, a few years down the line, Riya lost her looks and the husband who married her for her looks was having an affair with his much younger secretary. He couldn't bear to look at his wrinkle-faced, sagging-breasts, botox-gone-wrong wife. Where as Kavya, even though slightly over-weight was happy with her loving and caring husband and her two angel children ;)
DeleteKavya deserved that lavish meal after all the hard work that she had put in!
ReplyDeleteRightly said so! :)
DeleteSeriously! Dump it in her head. ...
ReplyDeleteI too want to strangle this Riya. Girls like her are always slim derive wicked pleasure out of mocking foodies.. We got to eat like there is no tomorrow :D:
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely :)
Deleteugh!! Kavya should have told Riya to eff off!!
ReplyDeleteBeing a foodie is awesome! Now, I'm craving aloo parathas!! :P
I'm carving for some hot chocolate sauce over vanilla ice-cream :)
DeleteKavya should have just done that, poured the food all over her :) One of my friends attended a wedding where two elderly ladies turned up and asked if she was married and all that. She was quite put off that strangers thought it their business to interfere. She told them that her parents were rather mean and did not seem to bother about her marital status and asked the two aunties if they would mind taking it on to them to find her a groom. The ladies obviously did not expect a retort like that; they had no clue what to say, just got up and went away :P
ReplyDeleteHehe I know marriages are so hard to get through. I have given up attending them unless it's a wedding of a close cousin or friend :)
DeleteOh! Kavya!
ReplyDeleteCan't imagine letting go good food just to look good. :)
Why waste good food by pouring it over people like Riya? They exist. Just enjoy the food..like we all enjoyed the post:)
ReplyDeleteI love all the dishes you have mentioned!
ReplyDeleteNice story, Prasanna. But, I wish Kavya ate all the mouth-watering food and didn't bother about Riya. No wastage if she finished all the yummy food on her plate! :)
Okay. So that sounded a typical girl, weight conscious and also peer conscious. She should have given two hoots and carried on what she was most definitely enjoying!
ReplyDeleteRicha
nice story with an abrupt climax. i agree normal human tendency towards gastronomic food...after 60 days of diet regimen
ReplyDeletewell done. you should have eaten quietly without any fuss. Cool
Riya was probably on an eternal diet regime. She was probably one of those people who can't stand others having the fun they have denied themselves. Go for the food kavya! ! Loved your post.
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